cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

(Source: allatnothing)

princesssquibby:

Personal time bomb because I have poor self control.

(Source: szep-remenyek)

(Source: emptywordsfromemptyheads)

getheaddy:

Kief Bowls😋


collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen


o-holy-weed:

shroomfairy:

smokeloud-kickclouds:

peaceful-moon:

Psilocybe mushroom pipe.

oh.my.fuck.

every time i see this i want it more and more :c

ME TOOO

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

(Source: humortrain)

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

(Source: catonthebeach)

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.


king-of-aces:

Food is my life.

(Source: islandstattoos)

(Source: lovesexondrugs)